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Well, you're not made of wood, are you?
Would you like to see Towie's Elliott Wright naked? Elliott has taken all his clothes off for Cosmpolitan magazine to raise awarenss of testicular cancer, and we are so very aware of it now.Elliott...
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Winners, losers, everyone in between, we have them all!
TV Choice Awards 2014: the actual biggest gallery in the whole world Here is the list of actual winners:Best Soap - EastEndersBest New Drama - Happy ValleyBest Drama Series - SherlockSpecial...
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ITVBe is going to be our new top channel, we can feel it
All our favourite Towies and Made in Chelseas in one glorious, breasty, party At least we think what happened to Chloe Sims was an accident. It's not... it's not meant to be worn that way is it?...
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“Is that a semi?”
The Only Way Is Essex: that was amazing but at the same time harrowing Lest we forget: last season there was the glorious return of Harry Derbridge and Lydia Bright; the beginning of a beautiful love...
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“All Tom and Lewis want to do is run around and shag as many birds as...
The Only Way Is Essex blog: We are still concerned about Chloe, and Lewis is a shitbag So, what of this, the second of a two-part Ibiza special? Well...Mario still wants to be friends with Elliott and...
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Is he wearing it for a joke?
Towie filming alert: what the sweet fuck is James Argent wearing? Hello everyone! Our favourite (well, some of them) Towie stars were filming at the Freedom bar in Soho yesterday. As well as Arg, of...
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"He ain’t your friend, he wants to get in your knickers"
Towie blog, series 13 episode three: the beautiful love is gone :( So what of this exciting installment? Well, it was a bit of a tear jerker. But, first things first...A lady waitsGeorge and Tom are...
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'If you can take a lesson from Arg, love isn’t about sushi…it’s about kissing...
Towie blog: Series 13 episode four: trouble in paradise So what of the latest exciting installment? Well...Chloe and Jess Twitter WAR!Chloe can’t understand how Jess can be friends with Ferne when...
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"Is he purposefully trying to piss me off?"
Towie blog: Series 13 episode 4 - Chloe shows her balls But what of the latest exciting installement? Well...Wheeeeeeeeee! Thorpe ParkGeorgia has suggested a day out at Thorpe Park for herself, George...
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"Everyone’s wiped your arse you whole life, you’ve got to learn to wipe your...
Towie blog: series 13 episode 5: But what of this exciting episode? Well...Essex’s strongest man competitionBobby is hosting! This is an excellent idea. And the first round is called holding Bobby’s...
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“I love her to pieces but she’s boring as fuck.”
It's all gone tits up: Towie, series 13 episode 7 But is love's young, possibly controlling, dream still dreamy? Let's find out.Jess’s side of the Jess/Ricky break upJess thinks that’s Ricky adores...
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"I don’t like animals so I’m not going to have what comes out of one’s arse...
Oh, my God - it's the big Towie showdowns! Series 13, episode 8 So, where are we at now? Well...The great Jess-Ricky break upYeah, we’re still team Ricky with this. Jess claims Ricky started a...
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It's like the yin and yang of life
Do they think we are idiots? The best and worst reality TV storylines of 2014 So, in the year that The Valleys was cruelly ripped from the schedules (we will never forget!) here are the best and the...
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