Things we learned from The Only Way is Essex: Series 12 Episode 7
But what of the latest exciting installment? Well...
Danni and Lockie
It’s back on! We think!
However, Danni gives James a ‘contract of conduct’ to sign before she will commit to going back out with him, some of which seems to be unwritten. This seems to us like a really, really, bad idea. But what would Towie be about if relationships ran smoothly?
And, oh, we want this relationship to work out. We do, we do, we do.
And at least James has enough balls to rewrite the contract and ask Danni to sign it too. Speaking of balls….
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![lydia is an idiot if she thinks arg wants to be friends]()
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![carpark picnic. romance.]()
![ricky has got jess a cute ring]()
![we love georgia]()
![we also love bobby]()
![we thirdly love chloe]()
![we do not love this fashion]()
![oh, elliott. You sweet idiot.]()
![oh, bore off with the croc tears, ferne]()
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![we like lewis's trews. they are fun.]()
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