“Is that a semi?”
The Only Way Is Essex: that was amazing but at the same time harrowing Lest we forget: last season there was the glorious return of Harry Derbridge and Lydia Bright; the beginning of a beautiful love...
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The Only Way Is Essex blog: We are still concerned about Chloe, and Lewis is a shitbag So, what of this, the second of a two-part Ibiza special? Well...Mario still wants to be friends with Elliott and...
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Towie filming alert: what the sweet fuck is James Argent wearing? Hello everyone! Our favourite (well, some of them) Towie stars were filming at the Freedom bar in Soho yesterday. As well as Arg, of...
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Towie blog, series 13 episode three: the beautiful love is gone :( So what of this exciting installment? Well, it was a bit of a tear jerker. But, first things first...A lady waitsGeorge and Tom are...
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Towie blog: Series 13 episode four: trouble in paradise So what of the latest exciting installment? Well...Chloe and Jess Twitter WAR!Chloe can’t understand how Jess can be friends with Ferne when...
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Towie blog: Series 13 episode 4 - Chloe shows her balls But what of the latest exciting installement? Well...Wheeeeeeeeee! Thorpe ParkGeorgia has suggested a day out at Thorpe Park for herself, George...
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Towie blog: series 13 episode 5: But what of this exciting episode? Well...Essex’s strongest man competitionBobby is hosting! This is an excellent idea. And the first round is called holding Bobby’s...
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It's all gone tits up: Towie, series 13 episode 7 But is love's young, possibly controlling, dream still dreamy? Let's find out.Jess’s side of the Jess/Ricky break upJess thinks that’s Ricky adores...
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Oh, my God - it's the big Towie showdowns! Series 13, episode 8 So, where are we at now? Well...The great Jess-Ricky break upYeah, we’re still team Ricky with this. Jess claims Ricky started a...
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Do they think we are idiots? The best and worst reality TV storylines of 2014 So, in the year that The Valleys was cruelly ripped from the schedules (we will never forget!) here are the best and the...
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